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Robots
03:01
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it levitates me, we sleep they live
it levitates me, we sleep they live
it levitates me, we sleep they live
it levitates me, we sleep, they-
robot, you can’t eat ghosts
I don’t know what they told you
robots can’t eat ghosts
'cause you can’t laugh and you can’t make jokes
robot, you can’t eat ghosts
I don’t know *what* told you
robot, you can't eat ghosts
you can't eat me 'cause you can't eat toast
crackrock in Bangkok, Turok, the Son of Stone
Mantorok, Xel’otath, Ulyaoth and Turok
crackrock in Bangkok, Turok, the Son of Stone
Mantorok and Xel’otath, Ulyaoth and they-
robots, no dinosaurs, Yoshi won't go in ghost house doors
robots, no dinosaurs, Yoshi won't go in ghost house
it levitates me, we sleep they live
it levitates me, we sleep they live
it levitates me, we sleep they live
it levitates me and we sleep, they-
robots, you can't eat ghosts
I don't know what they told you
robot, you can't eat ghosts
cause you can't laugh and you can't make jokes
robot, you can't eat ghosts
I don't know *what* told you
robot, you can't eat ghosts
you can't eat me 'cause you can't eat gross
crackrock in Bangkok, Turok, the Son of Stone
Mantorok, Xel’otath, Ulyaoth and Turok
crackrock in Bangkok, Turok, the Son of Stone
Mantorok and Xel’otath, Ulyaoth and they-
robots, no dinosaurs, Yoshi won't go in ghost house doors
robot, I'm a dinosaur, Yoshi won't go in ghost town
we all float down here
we all float down here
we all float down here
down here, everything floats
robots, you can't eat ghosts
I don't know what they told you
robot, you can't eat ghosts
'cause you can't laugh, you can't make jokes
robots can't eat ghosts
I don't know *what* told you
robot, you can't eat ghosts
and you can't eat me 'cause you can't eat ghosts
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Space Dinosaurs
01:49
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space dinosaurs in a space colony
terrible lizards intergalactic fantasies
velocity raptors, hijinks and adventures
the t-rex bartender’s wearing Batman suspenders, who cares?
space dinosaurs are cool
space dinosaurs are cool
space dinosaurs are really cool
I ejected from my rocket ship into this dimension
and I left behind the secret science stuff that I meant to do
but it's too late and I don't care, forgot to remember
got this place to be, I got a brand new agenda with all these
space dinosaurs in a space colony
terrible lizards intergalactic fantasies
velocity raptors, hijinks and adventures
the t-rex bartender’s wearing Batman suspenders, who cares?
space dinosaurs are cool
space dinosaurs are cool
space dinosaurs are really cool
they came from the future and they woke me up from hypersleep
then we got future high 'cause we smoked laser weed
we solved a murder mystery... after it ended
we all hung out and super nintendo with all these
space dinosaurs in a space colony
terrible lizards intergalactic fantasies
velocity raptors, hijinks and adventures
the t-rex bartender makes wacky inventions, who cares?
space dinosaurs are cool
space dinosaurs are cool
space dinosaurs are cool
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B@ts
03:31
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devils wrapped it up with the mummies and imitators
grabbed a water pistol cause zombies ate my neighbors
Dr. Tongue summoned arachnid abominations
spiders from beyond and they're coming to eat your brains in
and they're coming to eat your brains in
and they're coming to eat your brains in
put the glasses on, we got ghosts and problems
don't stand around, jump and press z and stomp them
don't forget a dragonpunch
don't forget a thundergun and a thunder dragon-dragon-
-punch face champion shit yeah, oh yeah
thunder-dragon-dragon-
punch face champion shit yeah, oh yeah
thunder dragon-dragon...
too fucking bad your operation is busted, BUSTED
I saw it coming you're not good undercover
too fucking bad your operation is busted, BUSTED
I saw it coming you're not good undercover
too fucking bad your operation is busted, BUSTED
I saw it coming you're no good undercover
too bad your operation is busted
I saw it coming, you're no good undercover
did some weird stuff with the bride of reanimator
stole your silverware 'cause the werewolves change your neighbors
it's crazy, crazy creations
snake island snake people and they're coming to to some snakin'
and they're coming to eat your brains in
and they're coming to eat your brains in
put the glasses on we have grrs(?) and problems
don't stand around jump and press z and stomp em
and don't forget a dragonpunch
don't forget a thundergun and a thunder-dragon-dragon-
punch face champion shit yeah, oh yeah
thunder-dragon-dragon
punch face champion shit yeah, oh yeah
thunder-dragon-dragon...
counted my clone, medusas and mad max
dusted dragon-bats, goddamnit I hate bats
counted my clone, roy battys in spike traps
dusted dragon-bats, goddamnit I hate bats
goddamnit I hate bats
goddamnit I hate bats
cherubs... iron maiden regenerators
took the mop and bucket from your toxic avenger neighbors
kinda really scary you don't know what strangers
are phantom secret agents and they're coming to eat your brains in
and they're coming to eat your brains in
and they're coming to eat your brains in
put the glasses on, we have ghosts and problems
don't stand around, jump and press z to stomp 'em
don't forget a dragonpunch
don't forget a thundergun and a thunder-dragon-dragon-
punch face champion shit yeah, oh yeah
thunder-dragon-dragon
punch face champion shit yeah, oh yeah
thunder-dragon-dragon...
counted my clone, count, smoke, dead
dusted dragon-bats, goddamnit I hate bats
counted my clone, count, smoke, dead
dusted dragon-bats, goddamnit I hate bats
goddamnit I hate bats
goddamnit I hate bats
goddamnit I hate bats
goddamnit I hate bats
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Batteries
02:34
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I'm a weird person, I'm not important
my imaginary friend died of boredom
something about my anxiety disorder
and how I spend too much time on pornhub
fuck the government I just wanna smoke PCP
fuck the government I just wanna smoke PCP
fuck the government I just wanna smoke PCP
fuck the government I just wanna smoke PCP
the way I think is wrong, no additional text
that's what the memo in my phone said
I'm just rolling over like tv remote batteries
til they're not dead
the way I think is wrong, no additional text
my friend gave me some xanax so I forget
I'm still rolling over like tv remote batteries
till they're not dead
fuck the government I just wanna smoke PCP
fuck the government I just wanna smoke PCP
fuck the government I just wanna smoke PCP
fuck the government I just wanna smoke PCP
I'm a weird person, I'm not important
my imaginary friend died of boredom
something about my anxiety disorder
or how I spend too much time on pornhub
fuck the government I just wanna smoke PCP
fuck the government I just wanna smoke PCP
fuck the government I just wanna smoke PCP
fuck the government I just wanna smoke PCP
fuck the government I just wanna smoke PCP and ketamine in dungeons
fuck the government I just wanna smoke PCP
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Shithole
03:34
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the president's a shithole
the president's a shithole
the president's a shithole
the president's a shithole
big ol' hole of shit
kinda makes you go
wow, holy fucking shit
the president's a shithole, shithole, shithole
I just like french toast, french toast, french toast
the president a shithole
man, I just like french toast
he's a big ol' pile of shit
kinda makes you go wow, that is one big pile of shit
*sneezes*
Tom Brady is a shithole
man, I just like Nick Foles
Tom Brady is a shithole
man, I just like Nick Foles
but holy fucking shit
the president has tiny hands
the president has tiny hands
the president has tiny hands
the president is tiny man
tiny man, tiny man
and he's a big ol' pile of shit
kinda makes you go
wow, that is one big pile of shit
Ivanka is a shithole
where's underwear with dickholes?
Ivanka is a shithole
where's underwear with dickholes?
she's a big ol' pile of shit
kinda makes you go
wow, that is one big pile of shit
I'm not always magic
on the ceiling slapstick
I just stepped in batshit
yanno I'm anti-gravity?
this is so embarrassing
does weed go bad? I panicked
found it in the ashtray
I think it's late jurassic
sorry it's trash weed
sorry it's been trash-picked
I'm a human ashtray
and I just got my ass kicked
but I'm mad more tougher
than these alien abductors
send the word to the mothership
hey, go fuck yourself
cause the president's a shithole, shithole, shithole
I just like french toast, french toast, french toast
the president a shithole
man, I just like french toast
he's a big ol' hole of shit
kinda makes you go
wow, holy fucking shit
the president's a shithole
and I just like french toast
the president a shithole
and I just like french toast
he's a big ol' pile of shit
kinda makes you go
well, that is one big pile of shit
the president has tiny hands, tiny hands, tiny hands
the president has girl hands, girl hands, girl hands
tiny hands
girl hands, girl hands
and he's a big ol' pile of shit
kinda makes you go
wow, that is one big pile of shit
the president's a shithole
yeah, I just like french toast
the president a shithole
man, I just like french toast...
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it's just can't eat, the ghosts is silent
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